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Man maintains eye contact throughout sex

A MAN has decided sex will be more pleasurable and meaningful if he stares into his partner’s eyes throughout it.

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Mandelson checks diabolical cycle to see when he'll rise again

LORD Mandelson has prepared his coffin, checked the ancient Cyclus Diabolicus, set an alarm and settled down for when he is next needed.

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