Man marries to avoid being 40-year-old with 'girlfriend'

A MAN has proposed marriage because he is 39 years old and has no intention of being a man of 40 who still refers to his ‘girlfriend’. 

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Woman attempts to shag autumn

A WOMAN is so in love with autumn she has attempted to take it home and f**k it, concerned friends have confirmed. 

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