Man realises only his crap friends live nearby

A MAN has realised that only the crap friends he never talks to anyway live near enough to visit safely.

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Man going to pretend he watches Normal People and hope no one asks him about it

A MAN plans to behave as if he has seen Normal People then hope the conversation does not go into detail.

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