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Man seeking much younger girlfriend realises he may have to compromise on hotness

A MIDDLE-AGED man who wants a girlfriend in her 20s realises it is possible but she is unlikely to be the finest physical specimen. 

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Six relationships you'll be shipping in Celebrity Traitors

THE intrigue is merely a distraction from the couples you’ll be imagining getting together on Celebrity Traitors tonight. Here are some matches that will definitely work.

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