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Man sends dick pic to his wife

A WOMAN was horrified to receive a photo of her husband’s penis after he sent it to her under the misapprehension she would find it sexy.

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Phew, this undemocratic process nearly got silly, says public

THE public is pleased Boris Johnson has pulled out of the leadership race because he would have made a mockery of the otherwise completely reasonable process.

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