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Man sleeps with woman to prevent second date

A MAN who wanted to avoid the awkwardness of turning a woman down after their first date achieved the same result by having sex with her instead. 

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'It's probably AI,' says man who doesn’t understand what AI is

YOUR middle-aged co-worker who confidently opines on any subject he does not understand has begun stating everything is ‘probably AI’. 

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