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Man slicks back hair, checks breath, drops trousers and sends dick pic

A MAN has checked that his appearance and personal hygiene are up to scratch before sending an unsolicited photo of his genitals to a woman, it has emerged.

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Adult bellend still says 'on a school night'

A GROWN man thinks it is cute for him to refer to weekday evening as ‘school nights’, it has emerged.

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