Man snooping on girlfriend's phone gives up after first 500 messages of group chat

A BOYFRIEND who thought he would quickly see what his partner gets up to online failed to comprehend the sheer volume of inane daily correspondence, he admitted. 

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We ask you: how will you enjoy this weekend's bank holiday traffic?

THE August bank holiday is world-renowned for its epic traffic jams. How are you seizing the opportunity to savour them? 

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