Man spends all of first, second, third dates and subsequent relationship talking about himself

A MAN has spent all his initial dates with his partner and their subsequent 18-month relationship without ever changing the subject from himself. 

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We haven't learnt from history, says Italy

THE birthplace of fascism appears to have forgotten how that ended last time and have elected another far-right leader, it has emerged.

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