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Man sure is glad his girlfriend's mates can't see the row they’re having on WhatsApp

A MAN is relieved that the argument he is having with his girlfriend over WhatsApp is not being peer-reviewed in another group chat.

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Six reasons your town's summer carnival will be utter bollocks

TOWNS across the UK are holding traditional summer carnivals which should have died out with the medieval peasants who invented them. Here’s why yours will be a huge bag of shite.

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