Man suspects girlfriend of giving purposefully shit massage

A MAN has received a massage so bad he suspects it was an attempt from his girlfriend to put him off them forever. 

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Osborne admits to being pathetic idiot who genuinely thought UKIP could win more than three seats

GEORGE Osborne has admitted to being a political idiot.

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