Man terrified of consequences after winning argument with girlfriend

A MAN proved right in a minor argument with his girlfriend is living in dread of the price he will have to pay.

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Billie Piper, and five other celebrities who didn't deserve a bellend like that

THE warm and good-hearted people of these islands like to see our celebrities suffer for the crime of being famous, but don’t feel they deserved these relationships:

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