Man torn between marathon and extra-marital affair

11th March 2025

A 45-YEAR-OLD man is unable to decide between training for a marathon or sleeping with a woman in his office.

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Inquiry into North Sea ship collision to focus on how big North Sea is

11th March 2025

AN inquiry into the collision of two ships in the North Sea will begin by outlining the sheer size of the North Sea, making avoidance piss-easy.

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