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Man torn between spending evening with wife or watching something decent

A MAN is facing the tough choice between spending the evening in the company of his wife, who he loves dearly, or watching something other than total shit. 

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Anti-vaxxer couldn't give a f**k about fat jabs

WEIGHT-loss injections are linked to 82 deaths, according to a headline completely ignored by a fanatical anti-vaccine campaigner because they are not his thing.  

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