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Man unaware all exes leave him off lists of previous sex partners

A MAN is completely unaware that every woman he has slept with, either consciously or unconsciously, fails to list him when discussing her past lovers. 

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Seven unimaginative cringe tattoos on show in this week's hot weather

SUNSHINE means bared flesh and the exposure of bad inking decisions usually mercifully hidden by clothing. These tattoos are both generic and regrettable: 

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