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Man who came first at threesome wondering how to politely fill the time

A MAN who was first to ejaculate during a threesome struggled to occupy himself profitably thereafter, he has admitted.

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Newcastle Brown Ale, and other working-class drinks destined for trendy ruin

MOCKED as the alcoholic beverages of choice for builders and bus-stop pissheads, these drinks are ripe for gentrification in Shoreditch pop-up bars: 

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