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Man who says sleeping girlfriend 'looks like an angel' lying

A MAN is lying when he tells his girlfriend she looks ‘angelic’ while asleep, feeling she more closely resembles a dead animal.

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Who are these environment-hating dickheads Sunak is appealing to? Me

By Roy Hobbs

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