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Man who thinks he's sexually adventurous about to be proved wrong by finger

A MAN who considers himself to be ‘open to anything’ in the bedroom is shortly to be disabused of that notion by his girlfriend’s finger. 

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Six shows the BBC could cancel and no-one would miss

THE BBC cannot be allowed to raise the licence fee by £15 because, in Burnham’s Britain, such a sum could break any family. They must cancel this crap instead: 

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