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Man whose girlfriend unexpectedly wants sex regretting morning wank

A MAN whose girlfriend was unexpectedly in the mood for intercourse was gutted that he had chosen to knock one out earlier.

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We ask you: Are you free for a drink with Nick Clegg as he's not got many friends?

NICK Clegg has left Meta and will fancy going to the pub once he’s back in the UK. But after austerity and tuition fees he’s not too popular, so would you mind going as a favour?

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