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Man wonders what it would feel like not being the one getting dumped

A MAN who has been told by his girlfriend it is over between them has idly wondered what it would be like to say those words rather than hear them. 

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Seven key differences between Christmas markets and hell: A guide for melodramatic twats

IT is now obligatory, on visiting a Christmas market, to pronounce it ‘hell’, ‘hellish’ and that Beelzebub himself was operating the churro stall. Here are some key differences worth noting: 

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