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Man's faithfulness assured by his sheer awfulness

A GIRLFRIEND is confident her boyfriend will never cheat on her thanks to no woman finding him in any way attractive. 

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Five shit leaving presents that show your colleagues never liked you

ARE you unsure if your colleagues are genuinely sad to see you go? If you received any of these leaving presents, the answer is ‘no’.

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