Man's favourite sexual position is whatever he can get

A MAN’S preferred sexual position is any form of intimate physical contact that happens to come his way, it has emerged.

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Five batshit conversation topics you will tolerate for the duration of an Uber drive

NICE five-star Uber rating you’ve got there. Wouldn’t want to ruin it by not going along with these conversations with the driver, would you?

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