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Man's ideal anniversary gift realistic expectations of sexual performance

A MAN feels the perfect anniversary gift from his wife would be low expectations about his sexual performance later.

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Man who collected spent fireworks in 1970s childhood cannot fathom why

A MAN who spent at least three years of his youth saving spent fireworks in jars cannot now comprehend why he did that.

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