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Man's luck in as girlfriend's vibrator out of batteries

A LUCKY man has scored his first shag in months after his girlfriend discovered there were no AAA batteries left in the drawer. 

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Spontaneous combustion: six minor genetic problems of your pedigree dog

WILD claims that pedigree dog breeding affects the animals health are nonsense, of course, but you may notice these minor quirks in your Kennel Club champion:

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