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Man's sudden enthusiasm for cunnilingus nothing to do with losing erection

A MAN has confirmed his sudden, mid-lovemaking enthusiasm for cunnilingus is in no way related to the impotence he is currently experiencing. 

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You choose, says girlfriend who's already decided

A MAN offered the opportunity to decide what TV show to watch is unaware the outcome has already been decided. 

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