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Married couple can't remember last time they had threesome

A COUPLE who have been married for five years are struggling to remember when they were last intimate with a third person.

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Of course we want the dessert menu, says anyone in right mind

RESTAURANT customers have told waiters not to waste their time asking if they would like to see the dessert menu because the answer is always yes. 

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