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Married man leaps into affair without hint of guilt

A MAN has embarked upon an extramarital liaison with no more hesitation than a Labrador catching a sausage, friends have reported. 

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We ask you: What should a merged Reform and Tory party be called?

RIGHT-WINGERS are calling for a merger between the Conservatives and Reform. But what could be the name of such an unholy union? 

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