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Men on lads' weekend making pathetic excuses to call the women they love

MEN on a boys-only getaway are concocting ridiculous reasons for calling the women they share their lives with so as not to lose face. 

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We ask you: how did you survive the Posh and Becks years without going insane?

DAVID Beckham is 50, sending most of the nation into PTSD flashbacks of life under the relentless bombardment of publicity about him and his wife. How did you survive? 

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