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Mixed martial arts, and other excellent first date conversations if you're a f**king nutter

GOT a date, but not sure what to talk about because you’re a socially dysfunctional weirdo? Don’t worry, just jump in with any of these interesting topics.

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Grandparents delicately ask newlywed granddaughter if she is riding him bareback

AN elderly couple have asked their granddaughter whether she and her husband are f**king bareback in order to produce great-grandchildren. 

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