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Modern couples having less sex, says person who makes these things up

THE man whose job it is to make up sex trends has decided that modern couples are having less intercourse.

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Five reasons nobody except knobheads make telephone calls anymore

TELEPHONE calls are rarely made by anyone except annoying twerps these days, and for good reason. Here’s why.

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