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Most women too shallow to date men over 60ft tall, survey finds

WOMEN are too superficial to date a man the size of a sperm whale, research has found. 

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Excuse me sir, yes you the foreign gentleman. Would you mind awfully triggering a summer of riots?

HELLO there! Yes, you seem to have skin of a shade that would suit our purposes. Could you do us an enormous favour and trigger a summer of riots?

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