Moving house is too much hassle, and other crap reasons not to dump your partner

DISSATISFIED with your partner and vaguely thinking about breaking up with them? Here are some crap reasons to convince yourself to stay:

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MPs once again excitedly clapping for someone they won't help

MPs have recaptured their 2020 lockdown high of frenziedly applauding someone they will offer no material aid to.

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