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'My sofa's inexplicably caught fire': six ways to get off the phone from your mum

MUM refusing to get off the phone? Cut the call short and save yourself a load of earache with these excuses:

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'Shit music for violent dickheads': A reassessment of punk, 1976-1981

PUNK is recognised as one of the most seminal musical movements of all time by the wankers directly involved. Here’s why it was crap:

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