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Neither member of couple enjoying sexy lingerie

NEITHER member of a couple are finding a basque and suspenders sexy despite both enthusiastically pretending to, it has emerged.

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Advertisement feature: Our new range of unwoke sandwiches at Pret a Gammon

WHILE Gen Z favours ‘woke’ sandwich fillings like avocado and foreign cheese, here at Pret a Gammon our sandwiches are all resolutely traditional. Try one of these: 

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