Nerd blames being single on fandom of widely beloved mass-market entertainment franchises

A NERD is blaming his lack of dating success on his passionate interest in franchises adored by millions of people.

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No survey was necessary to confirm British 15-year-olds are miserable twats

A SURVEY which found UK 15-year-olds have the lowest life satisfaction in Europe has come as no surprise to their parents.

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