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'New here' means 'recently dumped': common dating app terms translated

NEW to dating apps? Confused by the phrases all the long-term singletons who long ago lost all faith in love are using? Find your way with this guide: 

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Those are the bad guys, say Americans with no knowledge of British farce

US politicians who could never understand how routinely farcical everyday life in the UK is are still insisting they know who the bad guys are. 

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