'No Tories', and other dating app prejudices which are entirely bloody reasonable

DATING on the internet? Find yourself confronted with other people’s red flags and take it personally? These dating prejudices are completely fair, actually: 

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How we must all learn to live with Boris, by Boris Johnson

IT is unrealistic to imagine we can eradicate Boris. Every previous attempt to do so has failed. Instead we must face that Boris is now part of life and learn to live with it.  

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