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'Okay, wow': Five stock phrases for boyfriends who aren't really listening

IS YOUR girlfriend banging on about something again? Were you thinking about football but love her enough to pretend you were listening? Use these phrases: 

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Hancock taunts Johnson by calling him from mistress's bed

MATT Hancock has taunted his former boss by calling him from the bed he shares with his new girlfriend while not handling a pandemic. 

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