One-night stand thinks he's getting breakfast

A WOMAN’S morning has been ruined after realising the man she shagged last night is expecting to stay for breakfast.

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Children flatly refuse all suggestions of how they might entertain themselves on day one of Easter

CHILDREN have begun the Easter holidays by going through a list of possible self-entertainment options and turning them all down flat.

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