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One-night stands: The movie version vs your current predicament

HAVE you just pulled unexpectedly? Don’t rely on Hollywood to give you an accurate account of one-night stands, especially the morning after. Here’s how real life will disappoint.

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Building houses is not war you officious self-important shits, says government

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