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One-third of threesome not pulling her weight

A THREESOME has been thrown into crisis after it became apparent that one member of the trio was contributing significantly less than the other two. 

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The obituary of Jeffrey Archer, written by Jeffrey Archer

JEFFREY Archer, 1940-2026, statesman, bestselling author, Olympic 100m sprint gold medallist, astronaut, and faithful husband has passed on. In his own words: 

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