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Orgasm or heart attack? The dilemmas of dating an older man

PICKED up your very own George Clooney? You’re about to discover the reality suffers a great deal more back pain – and is vocal about it – than the fantasy: 

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Dubai chocolate, and other products to queue for at 6am if your life is a bleak and miserable void

SHOPPERS are fighting outside supermarkets for the chance to buy Dubai chocolate, the twats. Were these items ever worth queuing for or mere compensation for empty lives? 

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