Overconfident man not taking being dumped personally

A MAN blessed with excessive self-confidence has no idea that he has been dumped because of his awful personality.

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For f**k's sake, can't you dickheads keep a disastrous policy in place long enough for me to slag it off?

by Sir Keir Starmer, QC

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