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Parents finally meet daughter's booty call

THE parents of a 26-year-old woman are excited to finally meet their daughter’s casual sex partner.

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Woman's natural state is brunch

A WOMAN has confirmed that her natural state of being is eating avocado toast and drinking wine before noon.

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