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People who order spaghetti on dates 10 times less likely to get a shag

ORDERING spaghetti on a date is a surefire way to obliterate sexual allure, according to new research.

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It's Easter now, say supermarkets

SUPERMARKETS have confirmed that it is Easter now.

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