Pissing with the door open, and other signs you're too comfortable in your relationship

STOPPED giving a shit about retaining dignity in your relationship? Here are five signs you’re far too comfortable:

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Seven things I hate about modern football, by a gammon

ENGLAND play in the Euro 2024 final shortly, but 60-year-old fan Normal Steele explains that it is not real football compared to when he was a boy: 

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