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Pubs closing because wives are alright these days

DRINKING establishments are shuttering because men no longer mind being at home with their spouses, it has emerged.

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Six nondescript Northern towns misguided enough to have Tourist Information Centres

NOBODY but a resident or a Reform candidate dreaming of an MP’s salary would ever visit, but these two-stall market towns have Tourist Information Centres anyway. Why? 

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