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Removing your partner's multiple layers: How to make it even remotely sexy

UNRAVELLING your over-insulated partner for sexual frolics can be a race against losing interest. Here’s how to get there with the mood intact.

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Godparent assuming he's not really going to have to do anything

A MAN thoughtfully chosen as a stand-in parent is confident it is all a totally meaningless gesture.

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