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Rory Stewart, and six other men you suspect to be expert at cunnilingus

AS Cher said, if you want to know if he loves you so it’s in his kiss. And she did not mean upstairs. These famous men live to go down, you can see it in their faces: 

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We ask you: is it Christmas yet, or are you a miserable Scrooge?

ARE you full of the joys of the season, mince pies and festive-themed ales, or are you a vicious miser who deserves a good triple haunting? 

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