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Saying those three little words 'I love you': The fantasy vs the reality

WE’VE all dreamed of just coming out with our true feelings for a crush. But misjudge the situation and the reality is more likely to be a nightmare. Here’s how.

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Man who found himself muttering 'Domino-hoo-hoo' considering DIY lobotomy with drill

A MAN who caught himself singing ‘Domino-hoo-hoo’ while considering ordering a pizza is wondering if he can bear to exist in this hellish world.

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